Urban Faery's Articles
November 23, 2004 by Urban Faery
Okay, so it's been a week. MattVideo told me I don't post enough. He's not wrong. I'll do my best, but the stress is making me feel guilt every time I do anything that isn't reading about crack dealers in East Harlem. Yikes. I am stressed. This weekend was probably my most stressful and ill-making all semester. Yesterday I was talking to Phantom and I told him that after the One Minute Film Fest I feel like everything this week should follow the trend and fill only 60 seconds. One m...
November 16, 2004 by Urban Faery
I came home from class today, turned on the light in my room and noticed Stanley was missing. I actually freaked out for a minute and had a flash of tiny Stanley rolling his box like a hamster wheel down the stairs and out the door, and then making a mad limited leg movement dash to the greyhound terminal downtown to get back to T.O. But then I found him on the floor underneath where he had been hanging. The fall must have been mighty though because some of the paint on his hat and his e...
November 14, 2004 by Urban Faery
Yeah not so much on the Simpsons tonight. I'm thinking they should just make Treehouses or Horrors from here on in. I'm always optimistic, but tonight was pretty disappointing. They're delving into Family Guy-esque randomness, but it's just not working. I have hope, but my satisfaction with one funny line per episode is dwindling. Gah. I spent my day today working on my bedroom. I put up shelves (the craftsmanship is pretty shoddy), and posters, and found a hanging place for Stanley ...
November 13, 2004 by Urban Faery
Last night I had a fabulous time with Phantom which generally cured the hours of not sleeping through the goodness of lovin', indian food, monty python, apple crisp, and The Trip (directed by Jack Nicholson). So the thirty-eight hours... I have never pulled an all-nighter in my life. I've stayed up late working on many a project, but those were all training to get to the championship which was Wednesday night. I had three papers due on Thursday. Two were 8 page papers, and one was a ...
November 11, 2004 by Urban Faery
I've been awake for 38 hours. The sick part is I feel like I can go longer! But that will probably be a problem when I try to get up for class tomorrow. I'm too sleepy and incoherent to talk about it now, but tomorrow. Oh tomorrow.
November 8, 2004 by Urban Faery
I just found out that "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" is off of the Nemoy and Shatner cd entitled "Spaced Out". Which also appears to include such songs as "If I had a Hammer", "Both Sides", "When I was Seventeen", and the little know classic "Music to Watch Space Girls By". I need this cd! And plus this goodness:
November 8, 2004 by Urban Faery
Today was good. It continues to be good as I work towards the goal of a break at midnight to watch some Sex in the City. Though I guess blogging isn't exactly work. Hmm. I got ten hours of sleep last night which was blissful and very necessary. I woke up this morning with enough time to have a bagel, drink some tea and take in the magic of the first snow of the season. That put me in a good mood as I struggled to read more of my book on sexual harassment in sports. My favourite top...
November 7, 2004 by Urban Faery
As if everybody would know exactly what I'm talking about. I'm talkin' 'bout diamonds on the back of her sweater. So I'm back at the box after a weekend of snuggling with puppies, crafts, thai food, being one of the guys, and snuggling with my phantom. It was good, except for the fact that I'm feeling rather sick still and I have nothing but work to do. Tama just made a snide remark about how she should know that I've posted when I have actual work to do. Touche. But Jess is sitti...
November 5, 2004 by Urban Faery
Back in the realm of the Torontorusks and feeling good but odd. The fam lovingly made me big steak dinner tonight, which was awesome. I am full. Very full. I miss them a lot. I have a craft show tomorrow so I'm prepping... by throwing things into a garbage bag to lug down the street tomorrow. I hope it goes well. I'm looking forward to it at least. I'm just in this wierd realm of sick, but getting better, and in a good mood but inherently sad. I'm feeling all around wierd about a...
November 3, 2004 by Urban Faery
cuz take away our playstations and we are a third world nation under the thumb of some blue blood royal son who stole the oval office and that phony election i mean it don't take a weatherman to look around and see the weather jeb said he'd deliver florida, folks and boy did he ever and we hold these truths to be self evident: #1 george w. bush is not president #2 america is not a true democracy #3 the media is not fooling me -ani d
November 1, 2004 by Urban Faery
Had myself a time at the 3QF halloween party on Saturday. I got dolled up in moon faery garb, which was fun. Mark said I looked so good he could bang me. How long have I waited to hear those words? ) I didn't drink too much, but I was briefly reacquainted with my good friend tequila. It's been just about a year since I last had the mexican fire water and it was just like coming to drinking home. My first tequila night was magical. My last one, good until the awkwardness. I think I'm ...
October 29, 2004 by Urban Faery
Last night was the Glam Slam Ball Anti-Prom and it was fabulous. I wore my righteous babe tank top, black pants and a sequined pink scarf around my waist and of course my naka horns. I've been waiting for the perfect excuse to wear them and they ended up coming in handy. They were doing give aways for random reasons and one was most like Madonna, so I converted the naka horns into tit-cones and won myself a cd. Mark Brown would have been proud. I even had to dance for it. In retro-spe...
October 27, 2004 by Urban Faery
I took on Campus Crusade for Christ again today. Woot. I think that's my favourite hobby. It's always fun to talk to people who think you don't know what you're talking about and then prove them wrong. I'm currently taking a break from studying, which is generally stupid. Stupid alluring television. Stupid showcase and it's dirty dirty programming! I don't believe how nude it all is at ten o'clock, and yet I'm completely hooked. I just have to get through one more exam this week...
October 26, 2004 by Urban Faery
I'm in the midst of my week of hell and the amount of naps has increased substantially. Today I fell asleep in an armchair in front of the WRC in the student centre and proceeded to nap uninterruptedly for an hour. An HOUR! I have a midterm tomorrow that i have to read over a hundred and fifty various pages for, and it's ten to nine. I plan to get enough sleep so that i can work on it a bit in the morning too. The real problem is that I had an exam today, so my brain is already fried, ...
October 25, 2004 by Urban Faery
Twas a hexcellent weekend. I only briefly wept into a pan of apple crisp, so that's a plus. There was drag, wigs, fake wangs, one real wang, tacos, real flesh tacos, innapropriateness, grandmas, babies, jewellery, baseball, Barry Gibb, and the repetitious blaring of a my song. Very satisfying. And now I'm left all alone with the Guel-jivers thinking about how screwed I am for my THREE midterms this week. Not good. Plus I have to figure out a brilliant halloween costume. I'm horribly ...