you'll have to keep us posted on which of those you decide on...

Time Travellar Extraordinaire!!!! Time Travellar Extraordinaire!!!!

Most men spend their lives getting out of tense situations.

REPO MEN spend their lives getting IN to tense situations!!!

Time Traveller Extraordinaire

let me know how you go with this one.

BAM!!!

I notice one of your career choices is to become a lesbian, very interesting Urban Faery considering your past denials of being a lesbian.

Remember that a lesbian is merely a woman who has not had sexual relations with Sir Peter Maxwell, I have yet to come across a lesbian who couldn't be cured by spending an evening with me!

Urban I would be perfectly happy to cure you dear girl, You can stay at my mansion and I will rehabilitate you. My wife won't mind!

Though becoming a lesbian would be quite lucrative, I assure you Maxwell that Phantom's wang is the only wang I need.

Really good article. It is fun to guess the class name from the profession that you listed.

Try a technical college. You could be: a hooper, a cobbler, or a shoe shine technician.

How about an underwater lettuce washer? I hear that pays quite well.

I personally would like to see the phoenix....

Yes, the phoenix would be brilliant! But most likely Faery will become a bunny-care professional as we plan to raise a bunny farm next year and she is the most responsible.
Jess

Man that maxwell house guy's a dick
haha, the shit that comes out of this guys mouth is unreal
liek homosexuality is a deiseas that can be cured in the first place, oh man that's some classic shite

my favorite is the professional comoddity, and yeah, the lesbian one makes me worry, not gonna lie.

I think phantom and i should get together sometime.

I have a fri3end whos meeting sting today isnt that cool?

oh, and i cant type, becasue my pinky finger is gimped, excuse the typos

are you saying we should get together to create a gay uneasiness to combat the lesbian issue?

"Man that maxwell house guy's a dick"

You are a vulgar peasant but i must applaud your amazing wit, you are honestly the first pleb to use the Maxwell House joke.

As for the rest of your barely legible post, i see you are trying to claim i am a homophobe like many others have before. I ask you - If i was a homophobe why would i write many articles criticising Marvin Cooley's anti poofter attitude. I think you have obviously taken my sophisticated humour too seriously, oh dear you silly boy