After seven months of living in residence I've decided that it is not far off from living in a retirement home. I'm trying to soak up the last month of rez since it's going to be quite some time before I indulge in this lifestyle again.
Top Ten Reasons why Residence is like a Retirement Home:
10. Your food is prepared for you
9. You have to share a tv
8. You have roommates
7. You worry about people stealing your stuff
6. There is no shame in walking around in your pyjamas
5. People plan social events and activities for you
4. You complain about the institution stealing your money
3. You get excited for phone calls, mail, and visitors
2. You perk up when drugs are mentioned
1. You sit around and complain about the government