Sir Peter Wants Me To Whip Him

Published on March 22, 2004 By Urban Faery In Blogging

Sir Peter has recently declared his love for me and frankly I'm shocked. Mere weeks ago he was calling me a facist, and now he's referring to me as a "beautiful filly" and saying that I am of a "different class". Where is this all coming from? Maxwell, when did you go from hating my strength as a woman to loving me? Are you really at a point where you think you can handle me being the dominant one? (The title of the article that he posted on was "I may be little, but frankly I'm dominant") Are you prepared to face off with Phantom for my love? So far in the way you've treated me you've given little to no motivation to leave my happy relationship and I can definitely tell you that I would NOT tolerate any of the abuse you impose on your other women. What makes you think you're worthy of having me as a mistress?

Comments

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 22, 2004

My dear Urban Faery you are proving to be a most delightful young lady and I am starting to develop strong feelings for you but I must make it clear that a woman will never whip me. Urban if you are honest with yourself then you will admit that you need a real man, Phantom is merely a boy who could never satisfy your sexual demands like i could.

I will take part in a duel with phantom to win your heart. If Phantom is reading this I demand satisfaction, I will fight you on horseback for the lady.

Jepel

on Mar 22, 2004

I want to see that... the end makes no doubt for me. Sir Peter can only defeat his opponents.

Muggaz

on Mar 22, 2004

If Phantom is reading this I demand satisfaction

You need to slap him with your Glove Sir Peter...

Urban F, i must admit, after our previous altercations, i think i have found the same respect for you that Sir Peter has, allthough i do not desire a whipping of any sort.

You have shown your class as a Young Lady who can stand up to succesful businessman and witty young bucks, and i find this most admirable. A woman who can stand up for herself is rarity indeed.

BAM!!!

Phantom of the Night

on Mar 23, 2004

Horseback? If you were a true man you would get down off of your impact cushion, because when you fall you're gonna need it, and you would fight me like an honest man, with no protection, open to your opponent. Fist to Fist. Manno et Manno! But I should warn you.......

Big guy, long reach? Skinny guys fight til the burger.

Urban Faery

on Mar 23, 2004

I don't know Sir Peter, I'm inclined to be skeptical about your love for me. It came out of nowhere! Secondly, with the way you treat women I'm not sure what would be in it for me if I DID decide to be your mistress. And the picture you posted of yourself where you look like you're in a law firm add isn't the most enticing photo I've ever seen. Though I am enjoying the fact that now that you love me all of your followers seem to enjoy the fact that I can stand up for myself when in the beginning that's what caused all the animosity between us.

Muggaz

on Mar 23, 2004

It came out of nowhere!

This is because you are a peasant...

Those that know Sir Peter - i.e. Me, have been aware of his desires for you for some time... I really think you should give him the kind of chance every eccentric British billionaire deserves.

BAM!!!

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 24, 2004

Phantom - If you are not inclined to fight me on horseback I will fight you with my father’s World War II bayonet. It has pierced the lungs of many a Jerry soldier and I will be most pleased to defeat you and win the hand of the lady.

My dear Urban Faery - You have every right to be sceptical but I assure you that my love for you is strong and I will never whip or slap the silliness out of you. The picture I posted of myself is an official portrait taken in the Maxwell Industries boardroom, I think I look extremely handsome with the look of an older more distinguished Brad Pitt about me. Urban Faery I wish for to travel to England so that we may become acquainted both romantically and sexually.

Muggaz - Thankyou my friend, you are correct when you state that my love for Urban Faery has always been there but I disguised it by arguing with her. There is a thin line between love and hate old chap.

Over and Out ™

Sir Peter Maxwell

Phantom of the Night

on Mar 24, 2004

THATS IT!!!! Sir Peter, you can claim your love for my girlfriend all you want. It just makes me feel better that she's mine and not yours, but if you ever mention the word Jerry in front of me again!!

I have many relatives who are German, I am part German myself, and I cannot believe that you would even mention a word like that. I could call you names, I could complain to others, but as we have seen, you just haven't changed Peter. I can honestly tell you right now that If you mentioned that in person, I would feel that the only option I had would be to hit you.

Perhaps you feel that Arrogance and being obnoxious will win you respect, or admiration from others, but I'm sorry. After that remark, you just lost a potential supporter.

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 24, 2004

I think you will find jerry is a nickname for German people that is not offensive at least it is not offensive to modern Germans who are actually from Germany not just related to a German, It's like calling me a brit - hardly offensive!

I do business with jerry's everyday and we often joke about our nations past rivalries in both war and football. I often love to say 5-1 to a German - it gives me great pleasure.

I do love your girlfriend old chap, she is an immense beauty and I hold her in high esteem, as do my supporters

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 24, 2004

But for the record old chap, if the word jerry genuinely offends you I will refrain from using it!

Phantom of the Night

on Mar 25, 2004

Thank you. Many of my relatives are still offended my that term. Since I grew up around them, I find it offensive too. Yes it is a short form for German, but in slang, it also means "Filthy German" and "Dirty German."

I love my girlfriend too. A lot more than you care to think, and obviously a lot more than you. I'm ecstatic that you hold her in high esteem, which you and your supporters should continue to do, but frankly, this is a lost cause.

Since we are comrades on the battlefield of love, I will let you in on a secret. If you want to get on her good side. Send her a windshield wiper in the mail, with a one-page ranting of Groucho Marx. She'll go nuts.

Urban Faery

on Mar 25, 2004

That was really cute Phantom!

)

Phantom of the Night

on Mar 25, 2004

I do what I can.

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 26, 2004

Urban my dear lady, i have recorded a version of "you were always on my mind" dedicated to you - Link

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