Booker?

A tribute to Jess

Published on March 24, 2004 By Urban Faery In Blogging

there once was a girl named Jess
who felt her academic life was a mess
but she was really hot
and played Zuma a lot
so clearly she is the best

Comments

tederick

on Mar 24, 2004

Booker i.e. George Clooney on Roseanne? Is Jess somehow similar to that Booker? (Tall, mysterious, gorgeous, somewhat unattainable? just like Jess?)

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 24, 2004

Urban you are most poetic dear girl, i like you more and more with every word you say!

Urban Faery

on Mar 24, 2004

Tederick, she's gonna love that you said that considering the origin of that title is actually quite embarassing and I promised I wouldn't publish the story!

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Urban Faery

on Mar 24, 2004

And Sir Peter, I thought that limeric was kind of lame, but whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Phantom of the Night

on Mar 24, 2004

Aye, there's nothing like a good ole limerick to make me Irish roots thrive!!!!

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 24, 2004

Urban Faery nothing you say could possibly be lame, you are an amazing filly dear girl.

Urban Faery

on Mar 25, 2004

It's hard to believe that suddenly you love every word I write, when before you took to calling me names.

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 25, 2004

That was because I was denying my feelings for you, I masked my love for you by mocking you and the vagina monologues

Phantom of the Night

on Mar 25, 2004

That's on helluva pick-up line petey.

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 26, 2004

I don't use pick lines per say, I just walk up to a wench and say hello dear girl my name is Sir Peter Maxwell - 99% of them are easy pickings from then on in.

Phantom of the Night

on Mar 28, 2004

Are you implying that Urban Faery is a wench?!?!?

Petey, prepare yourself for a little of the ultra-violence.

chris

on Mar 31, 2004

haha was that negative 99 per cent?

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