Madly Flailing Lightsabers

A lightsaber, a key hand, and rape whistle... everything a girl needs

Published on March 26, 2004 By Urban Faery In Blogging

Jess and I had possibly the nerdiest conversation we've ever had this morning over breakfast. We were discussing what kind of Jedis we'd be. The answer: not very good ones. Jess maintains that she would be noble, but probably better at the administration stuff than in battle. I just have this image of her wildly brandishing her bright fushia lightsaber screaming "Get back!". We determined that my lightsaber would be orange with yellow swirls through it. Pretty hot. We'd both need to be equipped also with a key hand and a rape whistle to protect ourselves from sexual predators. Oh the force is strong within us.

Comments

Tederick

on Mar 26, 2004

I think you're missing the possibilities here... no Jedi need obtain a rape whistle. They can do the Jedi Mind Trick to make everyone within a hundred miles THINK they're hearing a rape whistle.

And the only lightsabre colours are blue and green. So deal.

Tederick

on Mar 26, 2004

Also, if THAT was your nerdiest conversation ever, then call me Nerdmaster Prime!

Urban Faery

on Mar 26, 2004

Okay well maybe not nerdiest ever... but we rarely talk about star wars. And we will have whatever damned lightsaber colour we want!

Dan Kaschel

on Mar 26, 2004

And the only lightsabre colours are blue and green. So deal.

AHEM, and RED! lol

~Dan

Sam Edney

on Mar 26, 2004

I think you will find that Mace Windu (Samuel L Jackson) has a purple one too.

True Jedi

on Mar 26, 2004

Red Lightsabre crystals are prefered by the Sith.

Dan Kaschel

on Mar 26, 2004

Sam, I hadn't remembered that but now that you mention it, you're right. Of course, the red's are more important, anyway.

With the exception of Yoda, I've always liked the Sith better.

~Dan

Jess

on Mar 26, 2004

Who cares?! I'm a Jedi! Yeah!

Tederick

on Mar 26, 2004

I'm sorry. I was anticipating (GEEKS). Obviously you're not going to be evil, so that rules red out. And I doubt Master Windu would let a couple of new girls cramp his purple style.

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