Published on March 28, 2004 By Urban Faery In Blogging
My little brother is turning 13 at the beginning of April and I want to put together a teenaged survival kit kind of thing for him, but as I have never been a teenaged boy I don't know what they need to survive. I want to get him something really cool and grown up, as well as fun things. The only cool grown up things for him that I could think of were a swiss army knife or a zippo, but he has both already, so I need to think of something else. The only restrictions are that I don't want to get him porn, drugs or alcohol. More than anything I want him to get the message that sexuality is a great thing to explore but I also want him to learn to treat women with respect. If there's a book that does that then I'm all for it. So hit me with your suggestions!
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on Mar 29, 2004
What the world needs now....is love....sweet love.

Sadly Muggaz, you'll find that the Batman utility belt is no longer available in mainstream toy stores.

I know. I've looked.
on Mar 29, 2004
Dude, try living in a backwater country like Australia...

we only just got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles here!!!!

BAM!!!
on Mar 29, 2004
Hmmm...a teenage boy's survival kit...

..I think a wallet with some dough and a couple of condoms in it.
on Mar 29, 2004
TMNT?!?!

Well you better be buying the Pizza Van or the Pizza Pie Shooting Mobile!!!

Those were my favourite two. Aside from Shredder's Lair. I've still got that giant ball. I use it to keep "illegal things" in.
on Mar 30, 2004
HaHA... Its Krangs giant dome....

I kept my illegal things in my transformers... well i used to when i was a teenager and they would fit in the various compartments... but now they dont make transformers big enough to stash my shiet... Optimus Prime's trailer was the best.

BAM!!!
on Mar 30, 2004
My Italian friends call the Ninja Turtles the "Turtles Ninja" and I just die laughing every time they say it.

...umm...just a funny tid bit.

Trinitie
on Mar 30, 2004
Krang was useless, the true enemy of the turtles was Shredder. Besides who probably paid for that dome? Shredder who has hands and can work a part-time job, or Krang the useless brain.
on Mar 30, 2004
My car is a veritable repository of illegal stuff. Or at least that's when I say when somebody wants to open my trunk and I don't want to tell them it always gets stuck.

~Dan
on Mar 30, 2004
Shredder was nothing with out Krang and Vise Versa.

If you were an underworld Ninja lord, i think you would have a little more appreciation for Krang and the obvious benefits he supplied Shredder with. Shredder was nothing anyway... he made me sick, killing splinta's master over a chick, that is so dishonorable...

Rocksteady and Beebop were also jokes... i mean.. come on, everyone know brute force cant beat agility and cunning.

BAM!!!
on Apr 01, 2004
I don't know. Shredder had a certain mystique to him. The mask and the claws, and the cape kind of gave him this Shaolin, "I'm Genghis Khan Mother Fucker, so watch out!" kind of look. He was an admirable foe. I mean, he was able to hold off all of the turtles on his own.
on Apr 01, 2004
The turtles were just teenagers dude...

Shredder had been immersed in the arts of Ninja for a while... I would say the turtles did a very good job standing up to him...

I understand what you are saying though... I liked the mystique factor...

BAM!!!
on May 11, 2004
Urban Faery............ teach your brother to not see women as a mere sexual object. you cannot respect women if you use them as sexual toys. in fact you should teach him to obey God's law and abstain from sex until he meets a woman he truly loves and respects. if he does this, he will develope good self respect and inturn, respect for all women of good moral character.
on May 11, 2004
if he has money he can buy his own handjobs. a snowshovel and a lawnmower oughta keep him busy and funded year round.
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