Published on March 28, 2004 By Urban Faery In Blogging
My little brother is turning 13 at the beginning of April and I want to put together a teenaged survival kit kind of thing for him, but as I have never been a teenaged boy I don't know what they need to survive. I want to get him something really cool and grown up, as well as fun things. The only cool grown up things for him that I could think of were a swiss army knife or a zippo, but he has both already, so I need to think of something else. The only restrictions are that I don't want to get him porn, drugs or alcohol. More than anything I want him to get the message that sexuality is a great thing to explore but I also want him to learn to treat women with respect. If there's a book that does that then I'm all for it. So hit me with your suggestions!
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on Mar 28, 2004
Get him a Bible, the instruction book for life.

Now, since I know you won't take that advice, get him jogging shoes----so he can run as far and fast as he can away from the female species.

Trinitie
on Mar 28, 2004
Speaking from experience considering that one point in my life I was a teenage boy at 13 I wanted to date a model whilst it might be difficult to pull that off you could get him some video games.
on Mar 28, 2004
video games? For teenage-hood? what in the world?

Trinitie
on Mar 28, 2004

Teenage boys want hand jobs, plain and simple.   Not a practical gift though, unless you have some younger girlfriends.

Does he have a wallet?  That makes boys feel older.

on Mar 28, 2004
Believe it or not. Money is also good.
on Mar 28, 2004
Perhaps you people have lost touch with your inner teen.

Pizza Pockets,
That new book about gross things that's on Tederick's site
A wallet with a chain that hooks onto the pants
Video Games (Trin, I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or not. So I'll save comments until later.)
Coupons for hot Teen spots like Movie Theatres, CD Stores, Future Shop, Groucho's, Second Cup
Eye Drops, because now he will be staying up later
An extra comfortable pillow because he will spend most of his teenhood sleeping......just like I did.
on Mar 28, 2004
Trinitie I will not be getting my brother a bible since we are Jewish and I like him to think for himself. Plus all that reading about Jesus would confuse him. Psychx I will not be giving my brother a handjob for his birthday, and money sucks.

Phantom, let's go shopping on Saturday... those are good ideas. )
on Mar 28, 2004
You could - although this would require MAJOR stones - get him a wipe rag. So that he's not killing millions and millions of trees with all the cleanup of his teen years.

"Here kid, have a hankie!"

Okay, yeah, dumb idea.
on Mar 28, 2004
And JeremyG, that post made me laugh my ass off!
on Mar 28, 2004
Plus all that reading about Jesus would confuse him. Psychx I will not be giving my brother a handjob for his birthday


I just can't get over the fact that you put those two together:)

~Dan
on Mar 28, 2004
You could get him some razors or even better a make over from the fab 5.
on Mar 28, 2004
When i was thirteen i was happy with my power rangers costume!

or my spider man mask...

or Batman utility belt...

Oh wait, i got those yesterday

BAM!!!
on Mar 29, 2004
Leave it to Muggaz.....

But really, I liked Phantoms ideas too.

Trinitie
on Mar 29, 2004
*still laughing about the handjob...*

~Dan
on Mar 29, 2004
Psychx I will not be giving my brother a handjob for his birthday, and money sucks.


Hey I didn't say the handjob thing... and last time I checked money makes the world go round.
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