Was Machst Du Da Verdammt Noch Mal?
Published on April 12, 2004 By Urban Faery In Philosophy
An excerpt from I journal I recently found:

"After highschool, I scraped by with babysitting gigs and odd jobs. Mostly the jobs we call blow. I had lost my job at the base PX and I had lost my gag reflex. You do the math. I sat for the baby of General Speck, commander of the nearby army fort. His other son was the Artist Formerly Known As My Buttboy."

or this one;

"It is clear that I must find my other half. But is it a he or a she? What does this person look like? Identical to me? Or somehow complimentary? Does my other half have what I don't? Did he get the looks, the luck, the love? Were we really seperated forcibly or did he just run off with the good stuff? Or did I? And what about sex? Is that how we put ourselves back together again?"

Tama and Jess are the lowest form of whores. They makeout with innanimate objects. Ta... I mean Urban Faery

Comments
on Apr 12, 2004
When you said you "found" a journal, I figured you were referring to a journal belonging to someone else.

These entries are very disturbing indeed.....

I hope your last statement was only a joke. It would make me sad if you and Phantom split up.

Trinitie
on Apr 12, 2004
my friend tama broke in and posted that last article. The entries are from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. And Phantom and I are, of course, still together.
on Apr 12, 2004
Ok, this is the 3rd time I've looked at this article, and each time the body of the article has been changed somehow.....

Curiouser, and curiouser, said Alice.
on Apr 12, 2004
Strange indeed, Faery. Do you have a multiple personality disorder going on or something?
on Apr 12, 2004
And, in a very Sir Peter type of way, STOP TARNISHING MY NAME!!!! I did no such thing!! You deal with your personal issues by yourself, don't bring me into this.

on Apr 12, 2004
haha, yeah, I guess it has been changed.

Trinitie
on Apr 12, 2004
they keep breaking in
on Apr 12, 2004
No worries, the password has changed and we won't be having trouble from those sorts anymore...
on Apr 12, 2004
Bleedin' Riff Raff
on Apr 12, 2004
Who you callin' Riff Raff?! come to Guelph , I'll kick your ass! You're a Hooligan! I'm kidding. I can't kick anyone's ass. Faery wants to talk to you now, so I have to go. BYE!