Hey, you wanna maybe stop falling asleep in public places? Someone could come along and put an earwig on you. It would then wig its way into your ear. Nobody wants that.

True, but it's kind of a baffling rush to walk around and see all these sleeping people in public and knowing they're not homeless, they're just tired. And also the unbelievable trust! Anyone could up and rob while I'm dreaming, and I just trust it won't happen. Does this happen on all campuses? Or is this a Gueljiver thang?

Actually I sacked out in Vari Hall more than once when I was at York - it's a huge-ass rotunda that thousands of people trek through every day. And there was a couches area in the film building that proved to be quite the nap-zone for me and my brethren. And then there were all the times I just took a nap in the corner of a screening room. So.................... I'll shut up.