I just got back from my night class and I’m forcing myself to stay awake. Must do readings for 8:30am class tomorrow. Body not pleased with that. Not only did I have a class tonight, but I also had to go to a Food Safety Training session run by two little old ladies for an event my house is running. I swear the older of the two should be in a movie. She stood up in front of us and read her cue cards in such a way that it truly could have been an info video from the 80s meant for seniors.

But nonetheless now I know that when grocery shopping you should work your way from the outside aisles inwards to avoid expensive impulse buys. And that a tea spoon of bleach, a litre of water and a squirt bottle can be a lethal weapon.