Hey Big Spender!
Published on January 21, 2004 By Urban Faery In Blogging
I went to dance class by myself tonight because Jess and Tama had to grocery shop for world on a plate. Whatever. I almost didn’t go, but willpower prevailed and I braved the cold and the snow to make my way to modern jazz class. It was actually a lot of fun tonight. One of the girls in my acting class is also in the dance class so I stood with her and we identified the “sass cats” in our class. Oh there are many a sass cat. They can commonly be identified by bragging about how they are amazing dancers and then pretentiously accentuating every move.

I also discovered tonight that I am not an ambiturner. I can’t spin to the left. Not yet at least. Spotting is not my friend. Last week when we had to spin across the floor I almost burst into tears right in the middle, but this week was better. So maybe by the end of the semester I’ll be a friggin’ top!

And the absolute best part was the fact that the routine tonight was to the song “Hey Big Spender!” Who doesn’t love to sex things up in a Fosse routine!
Comments
on Jan 21, 2004
Wow, that was quite the catchy title to your article, i clicked it enticipating something pretty funny about a date or something, oh well good title though.
on Jan 21, 2004
There seems to be a long series of sexual titles developing........
on Jan 21, 2004
What does the title have to do with what you actually wrote? Oh well, I'm just a stupid old man and don't know nothing. Maybe it just went over my head. GCJ
on Jan 21, 2004
The title is the line in the song "Hey Big Spender" right before the girls actually sing "Hey Big Spender" I thought it was funny. It relates to the article because that's what I danced too tonight.
on Feb 08, 2004
Truly you have mastered the art of catchy titles...

even if they have nothing to do with your article...

it's like buying a magazine called "Playboy" and having nothin but home decor ideas inside
on Feb 08, 2004
Lol... you cant turn left.

Priceless.
on Feb 08, 2004
It must take you forever to get to the supermarket.
on Feb 08, 2004
oops...