Bad news bears!

Published on February 26, 2004 By Urban Faery In Blogging

Oh Richard, what are we to do without you? Man I thought Colby was going to go. I really thought that Kathy was going to side with Richard. Oh I'm so very distraught! I think that for production value alone they should pay Richard a million to just stay on the show and make fun of the other characters andcomment on what's going on. He could be like the reporter on the scene. It would compliment Probsty's hosting brilliantly. I totally thought that when Probsty snuffed out Richard's torch that they were going to hug. I wonder if they hang out outside of the show...

My other exciting moment was when Probsty used the phrase "bad news bears" which is one that frequently appears as a favourite in my vocabulary. I guess Probsty must have picked it up from me during one of our late night heart-to-hearts.

Losing Richard sucks. I feel like pouting. I would have gladly sacrificed beautiful Ethan for Richard's survival. I think I'm still in shock really. How could he really be gone?

Comments

tederick

on Feb 26, 2004

I pout along with you.

I loves my big Richard-shaped teddy bear.

Jess

on Feb 26, 2004

I also would have sacrificed the beauty that is Ethan Zohn to keep Hatch. I just love it that we both instinctivally grabbing our chests and begin crying, "OW!" as we were in physical pain. I almost cried. It would have made my century if Hatch had won! Now who will flaunt their genitalia? Who will be the greastest person on the show? No one can take the place of Hatch.

Jess

on Feb 26, 2004

By the way that comment is me, Jess, except they've substituted my name for a scary number

tederick

on Feb 26, 2004

What's up with scary-numbers Jess? I like the other Jess better. In fact if I were to do a Jess action figure (as I may, one day), it would definitely be Normal Jess. Or possibly Bone Daddy Premiere Jess.

Man, the more I think about it, the more upset I am about Richard. Why? WHY LORD WHY? Why did I have to live to see the torch-snuffing of my big fat gay teddy bear?!

Urban Faery

on Feb 27, 2004

If Jess gets an action figure I damn well better get an action figure!

I'm still so upset about Richard! I can't believe he's actually gone. I still can't fathom that he won't be there in his green buff next week!

tederick

on Feb 27, 2004

Saying of which, I got mine. I got to wear it exactly once before the bastards snatched it off Richard's head. Bastards.

Don't put restrictions on my action-figure making.

tederick

on Feb 27, 2004

Y'know, this commenting bizness is actually replacing e-mail as my number one way to get in touch with you.

Urban Faery

on Feb 27, 2004

I'll put restrictions on what ever I please! This is my damn blog!

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