He don't look so good!
Published on March 1, 2004 By Urban Faery In Blogging
Hooo Mow! Well, after this afternoon's fiasco I have decided to delete all of the over a hundred and twenty comments. I have them saved so if anyone out there feels the need to read them just post your e-mail in the comments section and I will gladly send them to you.
Comments
on Mar 01, 2004
EXCELLENT Decision!!!!

But let us not let that stand in our way of making Maxwell House the forth be the butt of many jokes to come.

For example...

If Sir Peter Maxwell were an ice cream flavour he'd be Pralines and Dick.
on Mar 02, 2004
I am still waiting on the picture post of proudly loving the cock as you said in a previous article to that effect with pictures of peanutbutter and red-red-lipstick the kind Aunt Martha wore to the family picnic she said "Jeffy - Auntie likes hotdogs" and I closed my eyes but the smell of mustard and relish was overwhelming and the red-red-lipstick and auntie had a peach fuzz mustache which haunts me in my dreams still to this day.

mommy im scared