Green Pepper Diesel Hopper Malkovich
Published on March 9, 2004 By Urban Faery In Blogging
Excellent weekend. Incredibly good whorey, showy, drivey, smokey weekend. Let's break it down shall we:

Friday


Well it started like any normal Friday, but with more horrible rain. By the time I had finished my classes though the clouds had disappeared and it was beautiful and sunny and warm. I smiled my way back to rez, took a shower and packed my bag for an eventful weekend in Port Hope.

Tama, Jess and I got in the car and headed to Tama's house, blaring Hawksley Workman all the way there. I took a nap which led to the "double day" sensation, where Friday could have easily been two whole days. The purpose of this adventure was to see "The Rocky Horror Show" (in musical form, not movie form). So of course we took the opportunity to dress up. When do we not take the opportunity to dress up?

For this particular occaision we whored it up. Jess wore her tight emerald green eighties prom dress. Tama cut some jeans to be shorter shorts than should ever be allowed and wore black tights underneath, a pink tanktop on top, and shiny pink drag-queen like shoes. And I cut up a pair of tight black pants and wore fishnets underneath, a tight see-through black tanktop and a bra with hearts on it.

The show was awesome! There were a lot of folks all dressed up and all of the fun cult-y shoutouts were going on. And frankly there's nothing sexier than a transvestite. And our Rocky cherries were definitely popped. Fun was had by us during intermission and after the show with many pictures. You can't put a well lit brick wall in front of a bunch of whored up girls and not expect some dirty pictures to be taken! They're probably to dirty to post, but man were they fun!

After the show we headed back to the ranch where we ate pie and went to bed around three.

Saturday

We slept in until two. And it was excellent. And satisfying. Our wake-up was closely followed by pancakes. Delectable pancakes. We then headed out to the mall. By the time we got there it was after five and the mall was closing so we went to Chapters where I spent my sixty dollar gift certificate and, among other things, bought my mom a copy of the Vag Mons which I sent today with a chocolate vagina.

Anyway, after the mall we were going to go see The Passion of the Christ, but then we weighed our options and though "Jesus and Judas... or Starsky and Hutch" and so we went with the natural choice. We went out for dinner prior to the show and then went to the Cineplex Odeon in Bowmanville and saw the nine fifty showing of Starsky and Hutch. Besides the fact that I literally had to pry my feet off of the floor at the end of the movie, it was a totally enjoyable experience. Any movie including Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, a Bat Mitzvah, a dance off and Will Ferrel is fine by me! Do it!

We headed home after the movie in a blissful state that only a comedy set in the seventies can induce. Which we followed with a giggly state that only marijuana can induce.

Again, we went to bed around three.

Sunday

We got up slightly earlier and headed out of Tama's house by four in the afternoon. We stopped at Jess' for a quick dinner of chocolate and salsa, and then made our way back to Guelph. It snowed the whole way home. It was horrible. When we left it was like 18 degrees and there was sunshine and crocusses, and when we got back it was freezing and there was snow everywhere. Horrible!

But it was an all around excellent weekend filled with bonding and whoreing and talk of our house next year... and our bunnies. (Who shall be named Puff-Puff, Lady Bunnington and Sneely Wheely.)

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