Once upon a time there was a girl named Jess. Jess liked to shop. One day Jess bought some beige pants from Amerian Eagle. They had little frays around the pocket and cuffs to make them look retro, but what Jess truly loved was the tiny pink eagle under the butt pocket. However these pants were purchased in such haste that Jess did not learn their powerful secret. These pants were in fact ass pants. They were built for the sole purpose of flashing three quarters of the wearers ass to over...

I had a decent day today. beyond my school stuff I accomplished a lot. Well a lot considering I've done nothing but school work every day all week from 8:30am to 2am... basically. When I got the room to myself I blared some up beat jazz and danced around as I finally put away all my clean laundry from last week. I was also able to put up some glow in the dark stars in my clubhouse, work on my clubhouse frame of lyrics, and crochet. Tomorrow I plan to get with the writing. I haven't jour...

Oh Richard, what are we to do without you? Man I thought Colby was going to go. I really thought that Kathy was going to side with Richard. Oh I'm so very distraught! I think that for production value alone they should pay Richard a million to just stay on the show and make fun of the other characters andcomment on what's going on. He could be like the reporter on the scene. It would compliment Probsty's hosting brilliantly. I totally thought that when Probsty snuffed out Richard's torc...

My former happiness has faded into a pile of anxiety. Not pleased. I'm getting increasingly nervous about my monologue. My acting teacher is on the side of the critical, and I'm just not in the mood. Phantom is no longer coming to visit tomorrow. Which is probably a smart move, yet it makes me sad. I'm thinking of going home this weekend. I don't know. I should probably stay and prepare for midterm, but I really don't want to. Bah. I need someone to make all of my life decisions for ...

I took a brief break from my studying this evening to go to a Ladyfest benefit concert run by the WRC. And I'm glad I went. Jess and walked in, and it was like our top-one-hundred-coolest-people-at-Guelph-that-we-want-to-hang-out-with were all crammed into the grad lounge. This isn't the first time this has happened, pretty much every other grad lounge event has drawn the same lefty, artsy, activisty, crowd. And we love it. One day we plan to infiltrate and be part of the crowd... one day...

I'm taking a well deserved break from Spanish, as I've been at it for two and a half hours. It is break time. Today was sunny. And the sun lasted until after five thirty. And this made me more chipper than I had expected. It's like the magical sunshine spring teaser was what I needed to make it through the day smiling. Today in terms of classes it was a phoning-it-in kind of day as I just watched presentations. Otherwise I've been Spanishing it up old school, which is very necessary. ...

Blogging has become somewhat unfulfilling. Not that I mind rambling online in place of doing real work, but I'm developing the sense that no one wants to read what I write unless I use sexually explicit titles to lure people in a then severely disappoint them. Or maybe I've bored them all today with my mundane life. I don't really know. But I haven't had a comment in two weeks. IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, JUST SAY SOMETHING!

So here I go. I'm back in Guelph and fighting my way into the rest of this semester. I'm feeling okay. I've got some hardcore work to do in the next little while, but since I pretty much have to get through it, I suppose I will. But I'm sitting here listening to the new Ani Difranco cd "Educated Guess" that Jess just gave me, and I think it's going to save me for the next three weeks. Ani has saved my life so very many times without knowing it. What an awesome power she has. Hopefully m...

So I'm home. And I've been sleeping in until one in the afternoon. It's only been two days so far with the sleeping in, but it's making me want to spend all day in my pjs instead of going outside. Ultimately it's not such a bad thing, I just have to be careful, because that can lead me into the depression. And I'm trying to avoid that. I haven't done a lick of work, but I'm going to try to do some today. I've been spending most of my time with Phantom which has been great. It would be b...

I'm leaving for my reading week in the next half hour, which may maean a severe lack of blog. Well more severe than usual. Bah. I'm so excited for sleep tonight! My room mate had to leave for a flight to Bermuda at 4am today, so she juststayed up all night. Good for her. Not good for me! At three thirty she was practically jumping on her suitcase while making aggravated noises and I was in my bed stuffing pillow into my ears and praying for sweet relief. And now I have to do my dishe...

I bought my very first photocopy card today. Look at me go figuring out how all this shit works! Though I must have had a blatantly first year look as I struggled with change and the machines and such. Ah well, yay me! This week has been chock full of insanacrap. I've been staying up until two or three every night and then getting up at 8am every morning. It's not a good scene. The trouble is that Conan is tempting me too him in the wee hours of the morning and I just can't refuse! I...

Did you ever notice how Oblivian and Bolivian are only one letter placement apart? Maybe it's a sign I should go to Bolivia?

All I want to do is get this essay done, yet instead I find myself staring off in space. Not good. All I have to do is write 500 to 750 words. Not so bad. In fact I just wrote 320 before deciding that maybe I should change my topic. I wish I had something thrilling to write about today other than my own boredom, but nothing all that exciting happened. Nor do I have anything to review or bitch about. Meh, I guess I can't complain.

A Jess and Rebecca Haiku Moment I loves the gay porn You loves the hot lesbo porn Watch porn together Muggaz: We were in bed together when we wrote this.

He can say the nicest things about me followed by the meanest things about me and yet we laugh about both. I gots me a good relationship with my oh-so-tolerant pseudo big brother.